Billy and John: More Than Just a Couple of Names

Don't let the white halo around Ian fool you!




Lesson Learned: Ian's hoping that he'll never see Billy or John again!

It has only been five days since Ian made his debut to the world and already he's made a couple friends that both Juan and Rachel have considered questionable. Ian's choice of immediate friends have been scrutinized to the point that it was important to Ian's well-being to basically "cut the umbilical cord" (no pun intended - honestly). Ian's recent poor choice of friends will indeed force Juan and Rachel to become strict parents as Ian decides to choose future friends.

It wasn't 48 hours since Ian's birth that he introduced Rachel and Juan to Billy Rueben and John Diss. Both Billy and John are related, but Rachel and Juan quickly realized that they were bad news for Ian. John wasn't all that bad of a friend, for the most part, except that John was a shady, yellowish character who seemed too cowardly for Juan's taste. Billy on the other hand was more of an instigator and caused Ian to get in trouble to the point that he made things worse for Ian with John's help. John was too cowardly to do anything about it that if left unchecked, both Billy and John could have gotten Ian into more trouble than what was necessary.

Good thing that Rachel and Juan caught onto Billy and John's antics. Ian was told that he couldn't play with either Billy or John ever again. Billy and John were scolded by both Rachel and Juan and subsequently told that they had to leave and could never again see Ian. Meanwhile, Ian was placed in a time-out for quite a good period of time under strict supervision and bright lighting of those disciplining him. We hope that Ian learned his first lesson of life that in choosing friends, you need to choose wisely.

For all you parents and kids out there, just be aware the Billy and John can show up anytime so keep on the look out, especially with newborn babies. For your information, Billy Rueben goes by the alias of bilirubin and John Diss goes by the alias of jaundice. As we say in the navy... forewarned is forearmed!!!